My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes so much better than I could've imagined. pic.twitter.com/X5d0Sqzw5N
— Jordanas Adamsas (@JordanKAdams97) 2018 m. gegužės 16 d
I can't remember much about pre-k or kindergarten, but what I can remember is distinct, and of those memories are ones of dictating stories to a class aide with a typewriter for various projects. While creating the art portion of a project, my classmates and I would get called into the hallway one by one by Miss Maryann, who would type everything we said for the written portion of the project (the best example I can remember was being asked to recite an original Mother's Day poem to accompany a handprint flower masterpiece, which still hangs in my mom's basement).
Although the time of the typewriter is mostly in the past, a pre-k class of today was tasked with writing (read: dictating) 'recipes' for a class cookbook, and you can basically hear the toddler in the hysterical computer-printed transcriptions.
Shared by Jordan Adams, the uncle of one of the kids in the class, each recipe includes cooking times, ingredients and where to buy them, and instructions — and they're all pretty much downhill from the recipe names on. 'My nephew Ethan's pre-k class made a cookbook, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes,' Jordanas parašė socialiniame tinkle „Twitter“. . „Taip daug geriau, nei galėjau įsivaizduoti“.
Nieko ant jų nedėkite, nes taip gaminate kiaušinius be nieko.
Etanas, Jordano sūnėnas, turėjo bene ryškiausią receptą. Receptas, vadinamas „Etano kiaušiniais“, reikalauja blynų, cukraus ir „Skittles“, kuriuos galite nusipirkti „Texas Roadhouse“ už 3 USD – ir nors kiaušinių paruošimas užtrunka valandą, kepimo laikas yra dvi sekundės.
„Pirmiausia dedate blynus, paskui cukrų ir viskas“, – nurodo Etanas. „Galite virti, bet galite eiti į mano namus ir aš duosiu jums kiaušinių, nes mano mama nuolat gamina kiaušinius. Galite valgyti juos šaukštu. Nedėkite ant jų nieko, nes taip gaminate kiaušinius be nieko.
Dabar, jei tai nėra kulinarinis tobulumas, aš nesu tikras, kas yra.
